And more to the point, you behave like one!
Being a father myself, I feel bad for his family, too. It's kind of tragic, and a stupid unnecessary accident that happened to some freaky nature boy bastard.
Tragic also, because I'm sure that the mean stingray's deadly, dastardly, invidious and attacking attack was without doubt directed at uuhh, someone else, and poor Sven just happend to have some wrong time - wrong place thingy. But he did it purposely, so you cannot blame the stringray's meant to be victim, who is now damned to live forever because Stan took his death away!
The continuum is now exposed to serious danger!
QUICK! To the phone mobile!!