It had the correct number of syllables to stand in for "Hatfields"... I guess I could have substituted "the Joshis" instead... but that's a strange word to pluralize. (Joshis? Joshies? Joshii? See the problem?... The Joneses was right out, for purely aesthetic reasons.)
So fer here on out, you and the Skinkie family are a feudin'... y'hear?
Native XWA.Netter (Nutter?)