I've had durian fruit. What's nice about it is that you could be walking down the street, trip on a pothole, and land open-mouthed on a pile of baboon ****. You wouldn't even mind, really, because hell you've stuck durian in your mouth before. Prostitutes probably don't mind it all that much either.
My name is supposed to be Barnyard Commando, but it's too long so the O got cut off.