Smon was at the mall holding his copy of the original Dawn of the Dead at a booth at the center. "So, can you make this out to Brandon?" he said, unknowingly asking a zombified version of George Romero. "Guh-huh..." and he signed it, very legibly for a zombie. He then walked towards Gamestop. "Maybe I should pick something up here," he walked in and noticed no-one was around and that the cameras were covered in bloody messages saying SEND HELP. "Hm... wait a sec... no security!" he then grabbed a 360 and Guitar Hero II and started leaving when he noticed Psychochaos' avatar, only taller. "Oh, hey Psychochaos! It's me Smon, what's going on?" he said, completely unaware of the zombie attack.
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.