Hey, I could easily do any job, as I'm somewhat deeply involved into coding, graphics, general software design, customising, all kinds of database shyte, server administration, customer support - and I don't mind missing out lunch for the job, plus I love to cook and can drive a car.
However, no way I would ever try to take over itchy's respectable position as the leading asskisser all over the web. He's the only one who can, besides me, read in parenthesis, how cool is that? He deserves the whole internet, yo!
ALL HAIL TER SAMURAIIIIZ!
(Hola, Itchy. Do you think Sean still has those errection problems? I thought about suggesting him to use a thong as peenis ring, because for me it worked so well, I'm able to plough a frozen acre now.)