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Old 11-20-2006, 06:51 AM   #85
St. Jimmy
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Ignoring the bruise on his arm, Jimmy made his way to the Disney store with his newly aquired baseball bat. Realizing he'd never actually used a baseball bat as a weapon he figured he'd try it out. (He was a good swing, as he used to play baseball) OWNED! "Dude, that had to have been a home run!" He spoke to the now-headless zombie corpse. Bang! A fair smack to the torso, completley uneffetive but it had a hood whack to it. "Well, this should do nicely." He wandered over to the Disney store.

The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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