Oh God YES, why didn't I think of that? XD That is SO going in.
"But...but...the new psi-blast amplifier from true psychic tales issue #145!"
"Sorry kid, you'll shoot your eye out."
“Raz,” Oleander groaned. “How many times do I have to tell you? You don't have to sneak in here past security every time you come anymore! You can just come in through the gate! You know, like everyone else?”
“Oh, I know. I just like this way better.”
, chapter two, by Digitaldreamer.