Originally Posted by Jae Onasi
Yeah, that's about right, I was planning on cloistering my daughter once she hits puberty to keep her away from you horny guys.
I do like Prime's idea of a shotgun and rocking chair on the front porch, however....
My Uncle tried that, (Although his Daughter was already too far gone thanks to his crummy parenting)didn't work. His Daughter ended up losing her virginity on a bathroom floor, then she was stupid enough to brag about it to her Brother, who was stupid enough to tell me, who hates them both and dropped the hammer on them, now my Uncle hates me, life is good.