Just then, 3 men in phantom costumes fell through the roof. "OMG IT'S GERARD BUTLER, LON CHANEY, AND MICHAEL CRAWFORD!!" Yelled Ave's zombie.
"Uhh yeah!" Said Michael, roundhouse kicking Ave's head off.
"Ow." She said, collasping.
The three phantoms went to destroy all the zombies. Michael killed them with his singing skills. Lon used mad karate skills and his distorted face. And Gerard used his emo! All the zombies were dead withen a few hours and they had a jam session with Emmy Rossum, Sarah Brightman, and Mary Philbin.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."