Ha, I totally have you beat Crackhead. Already got the wife, and she just popped out our little one 3 weeks ago. I actually came in to where ya work on Black Friday. You handed me my double cheeseburger ketchup only, it was delicious. Holy ****aki I haven't posted here in months.
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.