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Old 01-02-2007, 01:56 PM   #761
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I'm so glad this is back. I can finally insert the SBM quotes I've been dying to tell.

Vernon-If I could only have one food for the rest of my life, that's easy. Pez. Cherry flavored pez, no doubt about it.

Raz-He wants you to go over there so he can beat the p*ss out of you and then take you to the cops!
Oleander-You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting.
Elton-Sure. You only outweigh him by 500 pounds, Fatass!

Nils-Look, you guys can go around if you want to. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy-asses halfway across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.
Elton-You use your left hand or your right hand for that?
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