Wow, you're a woman.
"I totally went like shopping the other day, it was super fabulous, but I couldn't find any shoes to match this dress, but I bought it anyway."
Or you're a little kid.
"Guess what I got? A giraffe and a gi joe and a little remote controlled car that moves when you use the buttons."
HA! Double burn!
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.