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Old 01-19-2007, 10:34 PM   #39
itchythesamurai
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"Who's that hot girl with loogie in her hair?" wondered Itchy. "Heck, I'll give it a shot." Using some hot and original pickup lines provided by his mentor Jmac, Itchy was able to get to second base with Dark. When he realized her age, he had to break it off, but it was too late: she already had herpes.

"Hey guys, anyone want to ponder the mysteries of existentialism with me?"

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