This may come as a shock to some, but I'm not opposed to eugenics.
Mankind (and animals to a lesser extent) has practiced its own form of "natural (instinctive) eugenics" for as long as it's been around. It's called selective breeding. Think of the physical and personality traits that you look for in a potential mate and you'll discover that that's exactly what you're doing.
It should be practiced responsibly and within reason, of course, with no breeding of "supermen" to rule over the genetically inferior. I've read too many SciFi novels and seen too many movies that deal with this scenario (KHAAAAAAN!!!
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."