(It's not over until the Musical! spinoff)
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU, YOU SLUTBAG?" Darth pas pushing through people trying to get to Dark. Luke was on her heels, trying to stop her. Darth leapt onto Dark and started kicking her.
"CATFIGHT!" Yelled some kid and everyone chanted "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Ave smacked Dark with her shoe. Dark kicked Ave in the stomach.
"Why don't you let Zelda fight her own battles?" Dark muttered, digging her nails into Ave's arm.
"Sure!" Darth spat, "You only outweigh her by 500 pounds, FATASS!" Ave smacked Dark in her bruised eye.
"FATASS?? BITCH!" Dark and Ave continued to fight for a few minutes. Then, all hell broke out.
Dark reached for her purse, and pulled it open, she pulled out a knife. "HOLY SH*T, SHE'S PACKIN!" Yelled Luke, but it was too late. Dark plunged the knife into Darth. She was bleeding. Dark got up and tried to run off, but Luke grabbed her.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GIRLFRIEND??" He clutched her by both arms and looked at Ave's motionless body. A kid had his cellphone and was calling the police. "GET OVER TO CEDER HEIGHTS! SOMEONE'S BEEN STABBED!" Various kids took pictures, and some cried.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."