Davinq wandered down the halls, drunk from champagne from his dorm party w/ Halo.
A blonde woman holding a knife was walking slowly down the hall ahead of him...
"Hey," Davinq started. "No weaponsh in shkool, young mishy..."
She ignored him, continuing her march forward.
Dav lumbered clumsily, faster, towards the woman.
"Hey, you could shpoke shomeone wif dat, put it backsh!"
The blonde woman turned around, two feet away from Dav.
"This is not any of your business, wasted human."
She struck out with the heel of her hand, hitting Davinq in the chin.
He fell to the floor with a thud.