My PC has been juiced up with a new video card and extra ram, courtesy of my brother (who's on a religious retreat in India right now), so I can FINALLY run the game
I've played it for about 3 hours now, and man is it sweet

I even bought a Gamepad for it (and Grand Theft Auto III) which works great.
Only, there's this weird clicking sound everything I move. Mine's a Logitech DualAction, and the clicking isn't very obvious, so it's not annoying.
Anyway, just so happy ^____^!
PS: When Sasha Nein first appears (after Basic Braining), I can't shake the fact that I would mistake him for a child predator if I didn't know better o_0;;;