I ban you because you cannot simply rock into Mordor Eric!
edit: Okay why the hell won't it let me post an image?! Argh.
"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS