Name: Ave The Brave, Darth_Ave, Avery, that girl with the squeezebox, ect.
Ave stood outside a house...on water. LOL "This is random....but fun." Ave walked in and went up to the lady at the desk.
"HI I HELP UUUUUUU!!" She yelled. Her mouth flew off her face, across the room
"Sup, it's rollin." Avery said, "This piece of paper showed up at meh house." She tossed to invitation at the lady.
"KK, you in room 13. TAKE KEY, but be warned. Sombody died there and it's haunted by a ghose pirate/ninja."
"PIRATES AND NINJA'S???"
So Ave went into her room and plugged her DVD player in to watch Direct from Brooklyn.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."