"Oh boy, romance." Ave said, standing in the hallway watching. Zelda gave her a look. "Don't worry, the only guy for me shares my love of Ira Glass, thinks accordians are sexy, and plays a lot of Tony hawk games." She wandered into her room to find a guy just like that! Enter Mike.
"'Ello 'omeslice" he said in a fake british accent. He say at Ave's computer desk and looked up pictures of Sarah Vowell.
"Hey Mike." Ave said, stealing a Cheez-It from his box.
"LEGGO MY EGGO!" he yelled.
"But they're cheez-it's."
"Yeah, but those glasses make you look like a dweeb."
"Your mom is a dweeb. OWN ZONE!"
"OH SHIZZLE, I'VE JUST BEEN RYA'D!"
"Coming to UPN?"
"Yeah, I'm enjoying these Bonus Stage refrences."
"Good, cause I'm Keen: Eyebrow Raiser."
"50 bucks an hour?"
"You got it."
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."