LA: "Here are two new Star War games. They are [DELETED FOR TRADE REASONS] and [DELETED FOR TRADE REASONS] (Sorry for deleting their titles. We don't want people to steal our ideas, you know). Oh, and they will be released on [DELETED FOR TRADE REASONS] (Again, we don't want to have too much pressure).
Needless to say, they are Star Wars games and will be very unique and fun. So, want to pre-order them?"
*People line up*
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"The Cambodian government has established many exciting-sounding 're-education camps' where both intellectuals and everyday citizens can be sent at any time," Day said. Well, we at Barnes & Noble have always supported re-education in America, and we intend to extend this policy to our new customers." For every hardcover book sold, Barnes & Noble will donate a dollar to the Cambodian government to help re-educate local children.