What... the... ****?
Let me get this straight.
Lucasarts is making this... This... THIS...
...instead of just a Battlefront III that isn't exclusively for a handheld "console"? Is this what they had in mind all along? Seriously??
"Grant Allen [...] had written a book about the Evolution of the Idea of God. [...] it would be much more interesting if God wrote a book about the evolution of the idea of Grant Allen." ~ G. K. Chesterton, The Everlasting Man