Umm... so soltanto po di italino. Ma non parlo bene l'italino. Dispache, dispache.
(I'm learning italian, how odd!)
A way you can gain a rank would be going to Coach Oleander's Basic Braining and playing the punch game enough until you rank up.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."