AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OLD MAN SIGHTED!!
Here, I got you some Klingon slave girls, Vaseline(TM) SF edition, and a parrot hat.
My imaginary friend here -- Err.. Jack
, right? *Jack nods* -- managed to substitute Viagra(TM) for your peppermints, which you seem to enjoy for the whole day now. SUBMIT TO YOUR FATE ALREADY!! MWAHA