Guys, guys, calm down. Think religious. Let's settle this with me forcing it down your throats.
*duct tapes ed and schnizzledixly to their seats, turns around to get a glass of milk, turns back and sees their mouths mysteriously grow close a la Matrix
Hm. Okay. Plan B.
*pays a nasty boitch who spills the milk all over her naked double d boobs and then rubs them in their faces
Mmmmh. Boobie time. XDDD