Originally Posted by mimartin
They can do with it whatever they want, but when they teach it to say “no”, I’m leaving.
I was half expecting his name to be Caesar.
10 to 1 no one knows what the hell the old fart is talking about.
Well, it will only be a problem if the chimp's mother's name was Zira(?), or if the chimp picked his own name.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman