"The attack on the palace..." Rueben said. "I was there before this bloody ship even thought of coming! My plans were to infiltrate the palace... get in good with the king, and then on the night of the festival when the king was drunk, take the... orb and help the kingdom..."
Rueben spoke mostly with his hands, so he accidently smacked Solidus in the nose.
"Oops... sorry bout that." Rueben muttered. "I'm a little over dramatic... in case you haven't figured that out yet."