Nitrous, I would ask if it's the scrotum or the exploding nipples you're talking about, but then you would pick the obvious choice: Oprah's butt.
The two dots are liposuction scars.
'Pretty swallow, cut open the dawn so the sun may rise on this day.'
--Some long-eared freak with a sword
Zoom's spaceshuttle landing video
(This is what happens when you let a rebel fighter pilot land expensive government hardware...)