"Hold on", said Master Qui Gon, "who then is responsible for this? I don't think it's really Zaalbar's great, great aunt Zelda the Hutt that did this terrible insensitive deed. Pie is bad if you eat the gooey, crappy, and altogether horribly made butter crumb topping. Qui gon...
"There's gotta be a better way to make a living"