I'm sorry but i have you both beat at going on three and a half years
My last haircut was a razor special, shaved heads are way easier to deal with
I definately get tempted very often to lose it all again but then i stop and think "How the heck am i going to do my LeChuck impression that way?" and decide to grow a beard instead. I also have always wanted dreads, so i keep the hair for it, i want to do it right though as incorrect or lazily formed locks can really be gross.
And Coke for life, waters for chumps