now that you are talking about competitive eating and you being a merkin i believe we are far away from the threats original theme, arent we?
we could make a new one, like "what makes you proud of your nation?" or "what makes you a good "whatever-nation-you-are-from"-an?". you know what i mean, itchy. i have a dream...
STOP THE THIEF!! he's got my signature! STOP HIM!!