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Old 07-23-2008, 10:43 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by Das Mole View Post

duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way

or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch
That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut.

Here's a use for duct tape.

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