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Old 09-01-2008, 12:18 AM   #241
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"But if Jesus knew he'd be alive again in three days he wasn't really making the sacrifice prophesied in the scriptures. Whereas Judas goes down in history as the biggest bastard ever, and then kills himself, thus damning himself to hell.
So he made the real sacrifice, and is therefore the true Christ.
Thing is with Judas, Jesus knew all along he'd do it. Which means there's fate.
Which makes god a douche for holding us responsible for events he set in place at creation."

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Originally Posted by Pacino
God? …..Is that it..?
…God!?

Well, I’ll tell ya… let me give you a little inside information about “god”:
God likes to watch.
He’s a prankster.
Think about it :
He gives man instincts…
He gives you this extraordinary gift…
And then what does he do..? I swear, for his own amusement… his own private cosmic gag reel…
He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time:
Look… but don’t touch…
Touch… but don’t taste…
Taste… but don’t swallow…
Ha ha ha!
And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing?
He’s laughing his sick ******* *** off..!
He’s a tight ***..!
He’s a SADIST..!
He’s an absentee landlord..!
Worship *THAT* !?!…
NEVER!
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