I wish I didn't live right in the middle of tornado alley... I mean come on- we keep getting lucky because these tornadoes haven't hit the big city in my state for awhile, but for how long will it be before one does? All these buildings- they are not designed to even attempt to withstand one, except perhaps some of the newer, bigger buildings downtown... But if we got hit by a mile-wide one... I don't think we'd be even close to ready.
Please feed the trolls. XD