Being incinerated in a nuclear explosion that I set off in order to destroy a secret terrorist organization's hidden underground lair. In other words, the sort of death that James Bond would expect.
"Grant Allen [...] had written a book about the Evolution of the Idea of God. [...] it would be much more interesting if God wrote a book about the evolution of the idea of Grant Allen." ~ G. K. Chesterton, The Everlasting Man