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Old 12-17-2008, 09:28 AM   #595
Alkonium
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well as chihuahuas singing Sting because they licked walls and paint balls itching like a eskimo laser. Then Doctor O'Reilly drank some Irish Beer poisoned by Giant monkeys, but he picked up a lasergun and shoved off of the car

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