Tough call, really. If you have no training in how to deal with that kind of situation then the best way to render assistance would be to contact someone who does.
Now if the car is on fire, that's another matter entirely.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."