To Sri Sri Sabretooth-ji Guru, by the Grace of Stoffe Mayor, King, Emperor, Dictator and Sole Surviving Monarch of Crocodilopolis and Maharajah of Telos, Leader of His Majefty's Moft Loyal Oppofition, Conful, True Royal Acquaintance & Sole Companion to His Majefty in yond Empire of Ahto, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers Now Gloriously Reigning, and the Companion of the King, Royal Sealbearer, Vizier, King's Advisor, Director of Kings Advisors, Keeper of the Royal Diadem, Dignitary of the King, Overseer of what is Sealed, Overseer of the Storehouse, Overseer of the Estate, Follower of the Estate, Keeper of Secrets, Flamen Dialis, Censor, Tribune of the People, Pontifex Minimus and Minister Without Portfolio in yond Empire of Crocodilopolis fendeth thanks for the fincere greetings of said most efteemed personage, and fends a gift of tennis balls to him.
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