I'm interested in it's power and MPG ratings as well. As far as performance is concerned, remember that it delivers a power stroke for every turn of the crankshaft, so a souped-up model would be a real high-revving monster.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."