OMG, Hitchhiker's Guide. It's been 20 years since I read that book. That's why I didn't get the reference at first. Sorry.
Anyway, I'd take "cynical" over "gullible" any day. Experience has taught me that much, at least. Not that I'm saying you're gullible, mind you.
OT: Do you really believe that whomever the president nominates isn't going to be so far to the left that his/her pee is pink? I would be extremely surprised if that weren't the case, but I'll admit that I don't know a whole hell of a lot about President Obama.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."