*More applause and huzzahs* You are creating my favorite kind of villain, not the one who does evil because he loves evil, but the one who does evil for the sake of good. I want to jump in the story and turn into a character, just to enjoy the ride!
More, more, more! Have you played Fallout 3? *tightens slave collar around your neck*
Although, it appears that this time, I'm your slave, because this story has captured me!