I'd go out and get laid as much as I could, Write my will so that it could not be botched,
Turn my rat loose in my room after making it a haven for her...all the food she'd ever need, and an automated water dispense system...as well as other automated comforts (lights, AC, contraptions),
Make amends, say my last goodbyes and F yous, have my moment of reflection...and have some automation of palpatine zap me to death atop a skyscraper ledge while dressed up like mace windu. Whoever gets to my lightsaber can keep it if it survives the fall. I go Splat!
WWYDI you had to walk Caminito del Rey in Spain?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.