Good idea: somebody needs a good shake-up.
To a cute and cuddly looking family of badgers, doing the one eye'd pirate look and like porky pig saying: addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb-addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"