I'd find some way to obtain hot fluid to thaw my tongue off of it.
WWYDI those fat hairy ugly bag lady redneck hoe mistresses Totenkopf mistook for mine, were jumping on trampolines and they all landed on you when you weren't looking?
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"