Depends on the torture you're giving her. Meh, who am I kidding, good, even better than the above.
Personally I am more of an abdomen & midsection kind of guy b/c they turn red faster and get MUCH more hysterical that way...and it is all the more likely to lead to something else...especially when she's got the cigs and whiskey.
I guess this will do, though, as a start.
Like Duke Nukem, telling CJ and Tony Cippriatti to go "blow it out your ass", dousing them in maxim lubricant and batting a huge hornets nest in their direction...