^^^Might I suggest some 'alternative' uses for soda bottles? May not be a magnum, but I think it would work.
I ****ing hate clients for DJMC jobs who have to control every little thing about their event. Always changing plans a bazillion times and everything to the very-last-minute. Then has the gall to give me crap because people are not dancing to their piece of **** playlist which I could not deviate from. Or it doesn't go right.
What irks me even more is that right up front they ask for the cheapest or a discount, give only half-assed efforts that fail to even meet me halfway, then add things on afterwards. I wish someone would give these damn people swirlys.