A random day during WW2, in German Occupied France, the local Nazi Commander ordered all wine to be confiscated.
Frenchmen: Gimme' wine, or gimme' death!!!
Nazi Gaurd: Um....okay.*shoots the Frenchmen*
*moral of this story, don't reason for liquor by threatening your own death*
you very much
If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?