Get miles of super strong navy rope to bind her (she is a 25ft tall 10 ton dragon), and buy a jackhammer with a blunted end. Apply, and run far away.
WWYDI McVicar hired you to teach at his school?
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy