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Old 07-15-2009, 09:05 PM   #9945
Darth Avlectus
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Originally Posted by Alkonium View Post
^Personal Security Ninja? Freelance, by anychance?
Yes. New and improved over the last, since I scraped myself back together and re-grew my head back. No longer weak vs dog whistles.

I have finesse with a (now) 3 barrel shotgun, an arsenal of weapons including bazookas to take out those annoying competitors' skyscrapers, an air of intent about me that strikes fear into battle hardened military and little children alike, and my own network of elusive ninja spies and surveillance and counter-surveillance systems.

"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"

--Trevor Phillips
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