^^^Sells quality merchandise to evil geniuses.
Originally Posted by Alkonium
^Personal Security Ninja? Freelance, by anychance?
Yes. New and improved over the last, since I scraped myself back together and re-grew my head back. No longer weak vs dog whistles.
I have finesse with a (now) 3 barrel shotgun, an arsenal of weapons including bazookas to take out those annoying competitors' skyscrapers, an air of intent about me that strikes fear into battle hardened military and little children alike, and my own network of elusive ninja spies and surveillance and counter-surveillance systems.