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Old 07-21-2009, 03:45 AM   #441
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Good idea if your bereft of ideas and don't want to be mercilessly crushed by the rest of us.

Leaving your car unlocked at night, but gaurded by a rabid tazmanian devil or evil little monkey (hell, maybe even both).

A movie about a genie who grants nasty misinterpretations of your wishes.
Substitute devil for genie and you have the plot of Bedazzled.

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